Roof Repair Jokes

Two blonds were roofing a house.

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After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house. Blonds and roofing don t mix. What is it that keeps roofing teams together. If you can laugh about the drugs the earthquakes and the fires you re a true californian at heart.

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Mar 4 2018 explore apr plumbing roofing s board roofing quotes funnies followed by 208 people on pinterest. So the parish comes up with the idea to pool their money and buy a race horse. Blond 1 would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. The collection is done and when the pastor goes shopping he only has enough for a donkey.

He couldn t stop biting his nails. What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called. A rural pastor had trouble getting hold of enough money for church roof repairs. Because he had a bad case of shingles.

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They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. Feb 12 2016 explore pabco roofing products s board roofing humor followed by 230 people on pinterest. Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. Blond 2 eventually saw what b lond 1 was doing watched him a while and then said why do you keep throwing out every other nail.

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A small town in california is under 100 000 people. Then he would pull out another nail look at it then throw it over his shoulder. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.